we need to talk about shrek more
when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
why does this happen
conures in bird-love (source)
oh my god this is the cutest thing of the day that’s it you won thanks
The Steller’s Sea Eagle
Just chillin’ at the park with my eagle. NBD
One of the best scenes in this anime
"there is nothing wrong with our school system"
Fuck it I’m reblogging
Why is there no “school makes me want to kill people’ because that’s how I feel.