someone take that ariel comic strip with the guy saying ‘seven vaginas’ and the other guy looking excited, but replace ‘seven vaginas’ with ‘one extra hour in the ballpit’
welcome to skeleton hell con, where the only panel we have is this one guy that draws pictures of skeletons on motorcycles. you can commission him for 400 an artpiece, if you’re ok with skeletons on motorcycles
we need a thousand dollars to rent out this flying skeleton hell
This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.
my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.
The look on her face.
"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."
oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused